The Monster Mash: El gran campeón
En fin, no me ha hecho falta ni contar los votos: Freddy Krueger es el absoluto ganador de la primera Ensalada de Monstruos oficial de "El Emperador de los Helados". Espero que sepáis lo que habéis hecho al invitar a este bastardo a vuestra fiesta de Halloween: al menos, el monstruo de Frankenstein parecía más razonable... Aparte de eso, yo creo que el tío que dijo aquello de Welcome to prime-time, bitch! se merece esto y mucho más: ¡saludad todos al Rey de las Calabazas!
Ahora, como colofón final, os dejo la letra de la canción que lo empezó todo: "The Monster Mash", de Bobby Pickett. Ahí va:
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
Eso es todo por este año. Muchas gracias por haber apoyado, una vez más, esta iniciativa tan mía, y espero veros a todos por aquí el año que viene. O, si no podéis acudir en carne y hueso, espero ver a vuestros espíritus condenados. ¡Feliz Halloween, Jacks y Sallies del mundo!
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Felicitarle es poco. Ha sido un nonstop.