* Your babylons look less big than they do on the telly, but I still definitely would (Ali G., en el videoclip "Music").

THE ANDROIDS - DO IT WITH MADONNA

You know, Christina’s got the body
She really likes to spin and twirl
But when she’s flirting with the camera
You know she’s just a little girl

Now Pink is cute but still a baby
And she talks with attitude
She has some spunks for a young lady
But what I’d really like to do

I’d rather do it with Madonna
She’s what a woman’s supposed to be
Oh Madonna, won’t you do it with me?

When Britney sings it sounds amazing
I like her belly and her butt
But how would you like to be with her?
She’s always hanging with her mum

I’d rather do it with Madonna
She’s what a woman’s supposed to be
The only girl I’ll ever need
Madonna, do it with me
I’d rather do it with Madonna
She’s really got me on my knees
The only girl I’ll ever need
Madonna, do it with me
Oh Madonna

I’d really like to be with Kylie
I think she’s really really hot
I wonder if I could get Kylie
To wanna do it with Madonna
I’d rather do it with Madonna
She’s really got me on my knees
Oh Madonna, won’t you do it with me?

I’d rather do it with Madonna
She’s what a woman’s supposed to be
Oh Madonna, come and do it with me
I’d rather do it with Madonna
She’s really got me
Have you seen that film clip where she’s wearing the cowboy hat and she’s kicking the dirt?
I wanna do it with
Oh Madonna

* That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine... how do you say it?... transvestite. He was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away (Borat Sagdiyev, en los MTV Europe Music Awards 2005).

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